Tim's character: Graham
Air date: October 16, 1988
Directed by: Ted Clisby
Written by: Stephen Wakelam
Also starring: Tony Rohr, Gillian Bevan
Graham is obsessed with militaria and claims to have once been in the Army. He persuades his friend to join him in dressing up as policemen and patrolling the streets at night, issuing cautions and finally making an arrest.